Posted 5/10/12 at 2:25 PM

'Hey Phanatic, can you hold this kid for a second?'

Cuddly, caring Galapagoan seeks babysitting job in greater Philadelphia area.

Skills: Cheering, dancing, cheesesteak eating, baseball trivia, golf cart driving, Jimmy Rollins impressions.

Available November-February and some summer days. Payable in hot dogs. References available upon request.

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